Blog Archive

14 December 2007 - Thomson Directories are SPAMMERS
Thomsom Spam Generators
I hate Spam. No, I absolutely LOATHE Spam, Unsolicited Commercial Email, Customer Newsletters or any other automated email that ends up in my mailbox. I am pleased to say that my Spam is almost nil because it all gets binned before it ever gets to me. However, on the 7th November 2007 I received a telephone call from Thomson Local to check that my business entry was correct. They also asked for an email address. Initially I refused and explained that we did not publish email addresses which was to protect our systems from unwanted email but the caller was persistent and expained that the email address given would be purely used by them to email me so that I could update my Thomson entry online. I gave them an email address. I heard no more until 06 December when I received a message from Zenith Insurance telling me "You've only got until 31.12.07 to benefit from 15% off our Shop Insurance". A few days later another similar email arrived from BT (see below). Thomson Directories were now selling the email address I had given to them. When I complained to them today, they admitted everything and said that they will "suppress" the email address and that the Spam should stop in a short while. They are even proud of it! How To Generate Spam And Annoy People

04 December 2007 - BT - The war is over
BT (British Telecom) have finally agreed to refund all the charges on my telephone account which they insisted I took when I recently moved home. My provider was TalkTalk at my old address, but BT had informed me that if I wanted a telephone line at my new address it must be with BT. I needed BT to activate the line so reluctantly accepted a line rental package (even though I had insisted that I did not want one) knowing that I could cancel it anyway. The following few days I spent several hours trying to get through to BT on the phone only to be spoken to by a recorded message telling me how busy they were and that they were sorry for my wait. When I my line was transferred back to TalkTalk, the bill from BT had amounted to around £257 for the 3 week period I was with them. Much of that was cancellation charges. Yep, cancellation charges for something I did not want in the first place. What made this battle particularly difficult was that it is near impossible to speak to anyone at BT, when you do get through, they have to transfer you to somone else (with another 20-40 minute wait) and correspondence sent to than takes several weeks to get a response. And get this! If you want to complain through their website you MUST use a BTopenworld/BTinternet email address. Anyway, they have finally agreed to refund everything, which goes to show if you are prepared to fight it out they may eventually give in.

21 November 2007 - Changing room prudery
Most council run swimming pools have a sex segregation policy for children over the age of 8 years in changing areas. It means that a child over that age cannot be accompanied and supervised by a parent of the opposite sex, but instead must use the appropriate changing room for their gender. Such a daft policy is born from the discomfort that some people have over being seen naked, or semi-naked, by a child of the opposite sex. While this may be a genuine psychological discomfort in some people, the danger to the child is far greater. There is the physical safety of the child, if the child is left unsupervised whilst in a strange building with an open body of water inside. There is the heath and hygiene issue as the child is expected to use a public lavatory facilities, and perform full body and hair washing completely unsupervised. And there is the risk from sexual predators and bullies. Some places have family changing facilities for mixed sex groups, which is all well and good, but for those who can’t bear the thought of being seen by a child of the opposite sex, most pools run “Adult only” sessions anyway. If the local authorities were to relax their rules that only serve to protect prudery in some older people, it might help to protect from tragic incidents such as this from occuring. Seven year old Luke Hutton drowned because he was unsupervised in such a situation. My condolences go to all concerned.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/7021688.stm.

20 September 2007 - We move home
It's been a while I know... On the 15th August we moved house. Not only that, we moved from a 5 bedroom house to a 3 bedroom house. Consequently it was all a bit of a drama squeezing a liftimes worth of junk in. We had many trips to the dump, about 15 in total with the MPV pretty full on each occasion. The chainsaw met with the sofa and the sledgehammer met with various bookcases. All the boxes are unpacked now apart from a few boxes of books, some skydiving magazines and a boxload of H&E mags. If anyone wants them just ask - I have no room left for them.

13 July 2007 UK2.net gets hijacked again
Like I do most mornings, I get up and check my email. Yesterday my server was rejecting one of my domain email addresses. I check the associated website which returns to me a "Page Not Found". I check the uk2.net home page and I find that the site has been hijacked (again) and is displaying a black screen and some Arabic writing with the words "Ops!" "Owned By" and "HACKED". Given my long standing poor relationship with "The UK's Biggest Host", I could only laugh my socks off (if I were wearing any). I promptly shifted the affected website to another server. Within an hour the web site was up and running and email was working as normal. UK2 took the whole day to sort their mess. More reasons not to use UK2.net Domain Hosting

01 July 2007 - Famous on YouTube (well kind of)
Last week I was having a look at YouTube for tandem skydive videos. When I saw this one I thought "hey, that filming is mine". Sure enough, this video was taken by me earlier this year. Fame at last - at least from behind the camera! To click the image to activate it and then hit the play button in the bottom left corner. Or go to YouTube with these links: Video1 | Video2


15 June 2007 - There’s a glimmer of hope at BN
When it comes to campaigning, BN has traditionally done nothing but stay quiet. Many BN members have given up on the National Organisation for Naturists simply because they do so little. BN have been shy, reserved and even too intimidated to be open about what their members do. This has been demonstrated by their craving for secrecy. Consequently, naturists are viewed by some of the public as a tiny minority of oddballs who pursue a life of immorality. But nothing could be further from the truth. The fact is, that naturism is widely accepted as a way of living, supported by government and religious leaders, practiced by teachers, police officers, doctors and health workers. Those who think that naturism is illegal, immoral, disgusting (or whatever) are the minority and it is those who associate naturism with child abuse, sex clubs, and alfresco encounters of an erotic nature who are the problem and are exactly the type of people which society needs protecting from. This year Malcolm Boura of BN has put together a range of Briefing Notes regarding the public, prejudice and attitudes which are well worth reading. They are educational (he’s an ex-teacher) but most importantly their content suggests that there is at last a glimmer of hope that BN is at last waking up to the fact that naturism should not be considered a dark secret. BN Briefing Notes

08 June 2007 - Police back down over naked bike riders
When it comes to nakedness and the police, it is not often that the police back down to give way to civil rights and liberty, but that is what seems to have happened with this coming Saturday's World Naked Bike Ride in Brighton. It is reported that the Chief Supt. Paul Pearce of Sussex Police had previously warned the cyclists: "It is very likely we will receive numerous complaints from people feeling harassed, alarmed or distressed at the sight of naked adults in public." (Mr Pearce's Crystal Ball must gave given him a great insight as to how the public will feel) and therefore the police were trying to prevent the ride from going ahead. After discussions between the police and the WNBR organisers the event is now going ahead. The bottom line is now whether the public are "harassed, alarmed or distressed". Going by the public's usual response to nudity in public it is very unlikely that anyone would admit to being "harassed, alarmed or distressed" (let alone complain about it), so we can safely assume that no-one will be. It seems to me that it is a case of the Chief Super predicting the public's response to nakedness with negativity and attempting to take on some kind of bizarre position of "loco parentis" for the public at large. See wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/wiki/Brighton for details.

06 June 2007 - Naked in Thanet
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Photographer Peter Checksfield has been causing a bit of a stir this week with his Naked in Thanet Project. Apparently, some of the locals have become a bit upset that he has been using a disused cemetery as his studio and are claiming that it is disrespectful and in bad taste. One local prude says "there is no morality anymore - People who do this emanate from the gutter". At worse, Peter's photography might be classed as "very mildly erotic". However, any observer would need a rather rampant imagination to see anything sexual in his images. I suspect that the real reason that this has kicked up a stir is that Peter has committed that great crime against humanity. No, not genocide, it's that unwritten law: Breaking Social Convention. It is simply wrong to be naked in certain places, there is neither rhyme nor reason for this, but it is simply not the done thing and people will try to find all manner of reasons why, without any real justification. Perhaps they ought to be thankful that Peter is not using Margate High Street...

04 June 2007 - British Naturism and BNChange
Yet again BN is faced with some internal opposition. This year's gang of four opposers running for election are aptly called BNChange. They appear to want to change BN from a commercial organisation (which organises fun days out for naturists to popular attractions such as Alton Towers and the Eden Project) to one which campaings to defend and promote naturism, thus protecting the rights of naturists and strenthening the national body and the lifestyle. Rather ironically, BN themselves are currently advertising in H&E magazine stating that "British Naturism IS CHANGING". Are they welcoming the new gang of four before their time? or do they finally realise that they really do need to make big changes in order to survive? Who knows? Personally I am just pleased that after years of BN doing nothing, they are finally doing something.

01 June 2007 - Signs, Sunshine and Fraisthorpe Beach
Image by Barry - Thanks BarryFraisthorpe Beach in South Yorkshire has been in the news again. The East Riding of Yorkshire Council have deemed it necessary to erect signs which read: "NOTICE THIS BEACH IS NOT A DESIGNATED NATURIST BEACH. ANY PERSON COMMITING AN ACT OF INDECENCY WILL BE LIABLE TO PROSECUTION". Firstly, why the hell are the council picking on naturism? The beach is not a designated bird-watching beach, jet-ski beach or any other designated beach either? Secondly the wording of the signs seem to associate naturism with “acts of indecency”, Perhaps Cllr. Jane Evison, who has stated publicly that “naturists are not welcome at Fraisthorpe" does indeed associate nakedness with indecency, but could you imagine the outcry if the signs read “This is not a designated gay and lesbian beach” or “This is not a designated Church of England beach” or even “this is not a designated Conservative Party Supporters beach” – “Anyone committing acts of indecency will be prosecuted”? Let alone state publicly that these groups are not welcome! While naturism is lawful at Fraisthorpe (and any other beach in the UK), the council appear to be wilfully discouraging naturism while ignoring the problem of flash-ers and dog-gers which is what has led to complaints. British Naturism are holding a beach fun day at Fraisthorpe on 01 July 2007, all naturists are welcome. Fraisthorpe United Naturists FUN are the local action group.

31 May 2007 - Signs, signs, what do they say?
I notice on the TV that the government are currently advertising that from 01 July 2007, smoking in enclosed public places will become illegal. Most seem to support the ban, some are against it and others don’t really have a view either way, but why on earth are the government spending money telling us about the impending ban when just about everyone in the country who might be affected by it, already knows about it? OK, so there might be a few people out there who perhaps think that it’s all a big wind-up and need educating, but the biggest farce has to be that “smokefree” premises are now legally obliged to display no-smoking signs to tell the public not to do something which is prohibited by law anyway. That being the case, why don’t we have signs everywhere stating other things which we are prohibited by law from doing, such as no fighting, no illegal drug use, no sex in public? In contrast, when a similar ban was introduced in Spain some time ago, all the no smoking signs (that were previously ignored by many smokers) seemed to disappear. Quite obviously there was no need for the signs, because the activity had now become illegal. In years to come, when smoking has become something which is no longer practiced, will the law to display the signs be repealed? I don't oppose the ban, just the ridiculous signs that go with it. http://www.opsi.gov.uk/SI/si2007/20070923.htm

30 May 2007 - The Sauna
I have always enjoyed taking a sauna so when we moved to our new home some 6 years ago I decided then that I would install a sauna cabin. Well, it took six whole years for my small dream to become a reality but my big BIG regret was the I did not do it earlier. It is absolutely fantastic. Every evening the wife and I spend an hour or so chillin', chatting and generally catching up on the days events. It gives us some quality time together (away from the kids: they do not like it much) as well as a chance to relax and sweat (apparently it is supposed to be good for you!). And yes we do use it naked (duh!) although we have had friends and family use it but have kept their clothes on (WTF???). I can't get my head around that one but I guess that body shame runs deep with some folk. Wasauna is available on eBay for around £800

29 May 2007
I have decided to make this site into my personal weblog. I don't know what I am going to put on it, probably just a load of personal stuff (which suggests that I maybe have just a bit too much time on my hands). I have today had a quick jiggle with the site to lay it out a bit better and created a Blog archive - of course there is nothing in it yet.